Title : Place your bets: When will Adam Schiff be "Frankened"?
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Place your bets: When will Adam Schiff be "Frankened"?
I've said it before: The Me Too moral panic is a weapon designed to hurt only Republicans, not Democrats. Republican politicians can't be hurt because Republican voters don't care. That's why Al Franken is out and Bret Kavanaugh is in.The attempt to use this weapon against Robert Mueller came a-cropper, due to sloppy tradecraft. But along the way, we learned some important details about how such things are done -- and how much it really costs. I had presumed that the women paid to offer false accusations would ask for enough $$$ to pay off a mortgage; instead, we learned that paying off a credit card may be enough.
As Jerry Brown once said to Gore Vidal: "How little we sell out for."
So when are they going to Me Too Adam Schiff? It's only a matter of time. You know it and I know it. Tell me your predictions as to how and when this will go down.
1. When will the accusations hit?
A) Before the new Congress starts on January 3, 2019
B) Before June, 2019
C) After June, 2019
2. What will be the nature of the accusation?
A) Inappropriate touching
B) Sexual harassment
C) Attempted rape
D) Rape
E) Statutory rape
F) Sex with a male
G) Sex with animal
H) Other (please specify)
3. How many accusers?
A) One
B) 2-4
C) More
4. How will Schiff respond?
A) Fierce denials
B) Wishy-washy semi-apology. (Apology will be insincere, since Schiff will know that the accusation is false. However, he will bow to liberal voices pressuring him to apologize regardless of actual facts. Afterward, he'll be hit by further accusations.)
C) Threats: "I'll see you in court."
D) Resignation
E) Other (please specify)
5. What evidence will the accusers provide?
A) None.
B) Emails and/or text messages
C) Testimony of friends/relatives/co-workers
D) Audio recording
E) Video
F) Other (please specify)
6. How will liberal web sites (such as Kos and D.U.) respond?
A) "This is obvious bullshit!"
B) "He's guilty."
C) A 50-50 mix of A and B.
D) "Just apologize anyways, regardless of what actually happened. It'll be forgotten a week later." (Inevitably followed by more accusations, a la Franken.)
E) Other (please specify)
7. How will feminists respond?
A) "Believe all women, no matter what! Evidence doesn't matter! Schiff must resign NOW! In all of human history, no woman has ever lied. All men are horrible lying penismonsters who do nothing but RAPE RAPE RAPE!"
B) There is no B.
Anyone who gets all seven questions right will win the no-prize.
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