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Keep it up, progs!
Donald Trump just attained the best job approval ratings of his career. The Gallup numbers are very similar.
This, despite the clear evidence of his guilt in the Russia probe.
Keep it up, progs!
Keep telling yourself that Trump lost the debate over the Wall, even though his numbers improved! Keep telling yourselves that Nancy Pelosi is now incredibly popular!
Keep talking about the need for SOCIALISM! Keep convincing yourself that everyone now loves that word! Keep telling yourselves Americans no longer associate socialism with the gulags (not to mention Venezuela)!
Kp telling yourself these bullshit fairy stories! Of course, the result will be the exact opposite of what you say you want. Pretty soon, we we will have a country in which the Republicans can "privatize" Social Security. In previous times, Democratic legislators understood that the only way to enact things like Social Security and Medicare is to follow one rule: Never, never use the word "Socialism."
But this generation knows better. Those Dems of yesteryear were impure. Compromised. Debased. Evil. Only the young are pure. Sure, they won't get anything accomplished, and they will lose all of the accomplishments won by their elder. That doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is purity.
So keep on using the S-word, progs! Prove your purity! Make sure that AOC and Bernie become the faces of the Democratic party! If you do that, the Trumpers will be quaking in their boots!
More advice:
Keep focusing on race! Keep shouting "RACIST! RACIST!" at the slightest provocation! Keeping making sure that every single white person in the country as though like he or she must constantly walk on eggshells! Because that's the way to win tight elections!
Keep focusing on feminism! Whenever you see polls which tell you a clear majority of women don't like feminism, just tell yourselves that those polls must be rigged by the Great Male Pig Conspiracy! Keep pretending that the loudest feminists are not batshit crazy Dommes who demand their right to interrupt others constantly while never being interrupted themselves! Keep pretending that feminism -- a formerly noble cause -- has not been commandeered by nutcases who want to make young males feel guilty for wanting to fuck!
Keep telling yourselves that the ONLY males worthy of humanity or empathy or basic politeness are gay!
Keep telling yourselves that people suffering from gender dysphoria -- generously estimated at about 0.05% of the population -- are the most important citizens of this country, far more important than (say) the deaf, who constitute about 5% of the population. Keep telling yourselves that all non-transgendered people must identify themselves as "CIS." Keep telling yourselves that those not within that 0.05% must always cite their preferred pronouns in every written communication -- because the most important thing in the world is making sure that 0.05% of the population never feels one second of emotional distress.
By all means, keep demonizing white males! Keep telling yourselves that making white males feel like shit is a winning strategy! It's the surest way to win back those rural voters in Pennsylvania and Minnesota!
Don't worry about the health of Ruth Bader Ginsberg. I'm sure she'll live forever.
And don't worry about global warming. It's important, sure, but it's not nearly as important as maintaining TOTAL PROGRESSIVE PURITY at all times.
Remember: Your smug sense of superiority to heterosexual white males is THE most important thing in the whose fucking universe. If the price you have to pay for your smugness is Irreversible World-Death, so be it!
Above all, progs, keep telling yourselves that people don't hate you. You're not unpopular! Heck, no. Everyone just loves you! Everyone in the country thinks the way your friends think!
Keep it up, progs! Soon, Donald Trump will finally break the 50 percent approval mark! And it's all thanks to YOU!
I have a heart condition. I will not be affected one way or the other if the world does not survive another fifty years, or forty years, or even twenty years. I won't be here. If there's an afterlife, I plan to spend it laughing my head off at the smug, arrogant, utterly idiotic progs who decided that alienating the majority of Americans was more important than keeping the world alive.
Keep it up, progs! Donald Trump, Roger Stone and Vladimir Putin will forever thank you.
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